Now that I am a 'free agent' again, I kind of have to get back in the game. Does this mean I have to actively shave my legs more? CRAP. I guess I'll start having to make sure that I look good at ALL times now, and not just on special occasions. So the other day I went shopping to a store that I have always liked at the mall. I swear, I have been shopping there for twenty years. As usual I found a bunch of stuff that I liked and wanted to try on. OH GOD. It did not turn out good. Here's the thing. I had a defining moment in that tiny change room. After turning around in this short skirt and bright tight pink top I realized that maybe my favourite shop of two decades, could no longer be my favourite shop. I had crossed some kind of a threshold. These clothes looked ridiculous on me! You know when you see that 45 year old cougar walking down the street in white vinyl boots, and frosty lip gloss? I looked like a version of THAT woman. Nope. I have turned a page in the age-appropriate fashion book. What's going to happen to all my cutesy t-shirts I have with things like Fruit loops on them or Strawberry Shortcake? Don't get me wrong, this doesn't mean I am going to start shopping at Northern Reflections where I can easily pick up a practical pair of comfortable slacks and pair it with a 'safe' shoe. No thanks. Just won't be wearing the hooker boots anymore. Only on very special occasions. wink.
PS. That is not a picture of me. lol.
Hi Kerri no no worries you are a sexy sexy gal and I would like to have a coffee with you and chat and get to know each other as im sure so many men contact you I teied to facebook you but could not get you there would have like to email you so I could send you my pic so you can put a face to this message well I hope to get a chance as I said im sure you get this all the time my name is Bert short version will tell you my full name if you reply ok lol well hope to talk over a coffee soon.p.s I hope im not at the end of the line of all the guys who want to meet you and I didn't know how else to contact you take care..
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