BRAS.

I have got to get some better bras.  The one I have on right now is pink and  it's all right I guess, but it squeaks everytime I move my left arm.  I'm left handed.  Same with underwear. I have only 3 nice pairs?  Come on.  That's embarrasing.  I mean, let's face it, at this point no one sees any of this stuff but me, but, I'm sure it would make me feel a little more on the market just knowing that I'm not a total slob underneath it all.  But everytime I walk by the lingerie shops in the mall, I get a little frustrated.  All of the girls (lets face it, they ARE girls in the ads in the windows) don't look like me.  It's way too much.  I never stand like that! I'm never in my underwear, one leg on a chair, hair all messy looking out a window in Tuscany.  I'm running around trying to get out the door of my place while spilling coffee on myself.  Don't get me wrong, I've bought into it before.  And it's not comfortable.  Lace bras are a rip off.  You can never wear them, and they make your boobs itchy. RIP OFF.  Actually most of it's like that.  Now, the beige bra.  Now THAT'S practical.  Too bad it IS the ugliest thing on the planet ON and OFF the female body. It's true. Ain't nothing sexy about beige.  I' guess I'll be hitting up Bay Days.  Watch out discounted and amazingly practical bras...here I come!  I guess I shall remain single for a while.