why are cupcakes so trendy. what happened to cake. why do people buy american apparel. why do my rubber boots all of a sudden have to have some sort of shitty pattern on them. why is purple in. why do i have to LIKE indie rock. why must I enjoy green tea. why do i have to buy organic meat. ok. i kind of get that one. why must i listen to podcasts. why must i eat activia yogurt. why do i have to think seth rogan or whatever is the funniest. why should i TRY and watch the american version of the office. why do i have to try kashi cereal. and acai berry drinks. or watch the amazing race. or watch the last ER.
WHY should I EVER WATCH A SHITTY IMPROV SHOW. EVER.
Or go to a COOKIE party with a bunch of girls. Or get a tattoo above my ass of a butterfly. or go to a lame pole dancing class to make my boyfriend happy. or say that I love taking care of indoor plants. or say that i absolutely love dogs and that i am an animal person. Or that I love team sports and can't wait for the summer fun volly-ball league. or say that I have a TAX-GUY. (which i do. my brother)
why must one love shakespeare. or technology. or black and white movies.
or pilates.
why.
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